Hey world! HEY NO ONE THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS NONSENSE THAT IS MY 'LIFE'? ROFL.

Making this for Patrick, so he'll reinstall League of Legends... I don't think I have anything of interest to offer, so welcome to the most boring blog ever.

OH AND MY EX STOLE MY SON, UPDATES AFTER COURT DATE INC.

Possible updates this summer regarding me flying out to meet some random, plumbishly, cute southern 20 year old girl... Pork her and take a video. WE WILL SEE.